Puns

If a pun doesn’t hurt it wasn’t a good pun. I’ll put a few of mine in here. Why be so serious? Laughter is the best medicine.

• I’ve come to this conclusion while searching for job there must be collusion. The doors I knock on always seem to be locked and I can’t find the keys.
• When you come to a fork in the road take it!
• If at first you do succeed
  

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  try hard to conceal your amazement.

• Does a preliminary happen  before a liminary?
• One pun is a bore two don’t mean much more.
• When a prisoner gets out of jail early do you send them a ConGratis Letter?
• If the EL (Its a ELevated train) in Chicago can’t run at Christmas there is a song from The Phantom of the Oprah that fits “No-EL No-EL”..
• If you tell a joke while knitting are you a knitwhit?

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