If a pun doesn’t hurt it wasn’t a good pun. I’ll put a few of mine in here. Why be so serious? Laughter is the best medicine.

  • Does a preliminary happen before a liminary?
  • One pun is a bore two don’t mean much more.
  • When a prisoner gets out of jail early do you send them a ConGratis Letter?
  • If the EL (Its a ELevated train) in Chicago can’t run at Christmas there is a song from The Phantom of the Oprah that fits “No-EL No-EL”..
  • If you tell a joke while knitting are you a knitwhit?
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