You might be a skinflint if you
1. Unplug your fridge and use ice in cooler to save on the electric bill
2. Go out for lunch and eat the appetizer and sides then put the meat into a doggy bag for your evening meal
3. Go out to lunch and always order water unless the meal coupon comes with a drink then it would be wasteful to drink water.
4. For a military inspection pickup a new pair of black shiney shoes and put them on just before the inspection. Then turn them back in and get your money back.
5.Go out to eat and pocket the extra bread on the table. It’s there for the taking right?
Put cheap syrup in the upscale bottles so it would taste better.
6. Charge your cell phone at the library to keep your electric bill down
7. Order water at a meal and then ask for lemon wedges and sugar. Make your own lemonade at no cost.